Zajebancije

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5QjPrNwa6k

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_Par novinskih naslova: _

24 sata
"Česi umiru ljetujući"


Jutarnji
Ostao bez noge u kaficu Foot Loose

Arena
Castio rakijom, ubio sjekirom

"Zagrebacka banka zadovoljna brojem pljacki poslovnica"

Vecernji
"Na svadbi sanitarnih inspektora 540 oboljelih od salmonele"

Arena:
prije par godina, susjeda sizofrenicnog mladica koji je sjekirom
ubio majku veli:
"Ma uvijek je bio problematican. Da znate kako je samo znao nasekirati
majku."

Jutarnji:
"Ubo zenu, a zali za ovcama".

Kopao nos trceci, pa usput iskopao oko

Nakon sto je Jelena Kostanic u tri seta pobijedila tenisacicu Yuan Meng,
nadnaslov na Iskonu: "TESKO S MENGOM"

Jutarnji:
Pozvao ga na cevape i silovao u sumi

slobodna dalmacija:
Osnovnoskolci ubili boga u vjerouciteljici

[raveillusion]

What Kind of Soul Are You?

You Are a Prophet Soul
You are a gentle soul, with good intentions toward everyone.
Selfless and kind, you have great faith in people.
Sometimes this faith can lead to disappointment in the long run.
No matter what, you deal with everything in a calm and balanced way.

You are a good interpreter, very sensitive, intuitive, caring, and gentle.
Concerned about the world, you are good at predicting people's feelings.
A seeker of wisdom, you are a life long learner looking for purpose and meaning.
You are a great thinker and communicator, but not necessarily a doer.

[halek]

hebote, kak to moze? al je negdje smrdelo poslije.