Matematičko logički problem:

2wan: Waaat?

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bahahaha

dia, daj mi šapni na PM odgovor da samo vidim mislim li dobro ili ne. da ne čekam dok ne dođe neki pametni čovjek i sve riješi i dobije 5 i 5 za zalaganje

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Izvorno postao T-Maca

Mislim da je sve jasno...

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Ja mislim da ti nisi shvatio ovo sto pise....
Bus nema noge... sta bi ti racunao pod noge busa????

Nema šaptanja...

P.S:

The following was an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term.

“Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?”

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, answered the question in the following manner:

“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the
world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions
and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all
souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving
only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' “

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

haha...lool

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Izvorno postao ::diaboliq::

2wan: Waaat?

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jel međed musko il zensko:bigjump:

:respekt: Najbolja teorija o tome koliko je svaka religija nametljiva.

2wan: Nebitno za priču. Odgovori :)

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Izvorno postao ::diaboliq::

Jedan lagan:

A guy builds a square house with a square window in each of the four walls. There is a view to the south from every window. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?

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kako svaki prozor može imati pogled na jug?

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Izvorno postao ::diaboliq::

Nema šaptanja...

P.S:

The following was an actual question given on a University of
Washington chemistry mid-term.

“Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic
(absorbs heat)?”

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law
(gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, answered the question in the following manner:

“First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So
we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at
which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets
to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many
souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the
world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their
religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions
and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all
souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the
number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of
change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the
temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls
enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all
Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in
Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman
year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into
account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.
The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows
that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct......leaving
only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains
why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh my God.' “

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+.

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Bilo je to vec;
Ovo je navodno istinit dogadaj i odgovor na testu iz Nauke o toplini na FSB-u u Zagrebu. Odgovor jednog od studenata je
bio toliko "dubok" da je profesor odlucio podijeliti ga sa svojim kolegama preko Interneta.

Pitanje: "Je li pakao egzoterman (predaje toplinu) ili endoterman (apsorbira toplinu)?"

Vecina studenata je napisala svoje pretpostavke na osnovuBoil-Mariottovog zakona (plinovi se hlade kad se sire i zagrijavaju kad se
skupljaju) ili neku drugu varijantu...

Jedan od studenata je napisao sljedeće:

Prvo moramo znati volumen u kojem duse ulaze u pakao i izlaze iz njega.

Smatram da odmah mozemo pretpostaviti, da dusa koja jednom ude u pakao vise
ne izlazi. Znaci, broj dusa se povecava. Da bi dobili ideju o tome koliko je
u paklu dusa, osvrnimo se na razlicite vjere koje danas postoje na svijetu.
Vecina tih vjera tvrdi, da onaj ko nije pripadnik bas te odredene vjeroispovijesti ide u pakao. Dakle, zakljucak je da ce sve duse
zavrsiti u paklu. Ako tome dodamo odnos nataliteta i mortaliteta, mozemo ocekivati da
broj dusa eksponencijalno raste. Dakle, obratimo paznju na odnos promjene
zapremine pakla, jer prema Boilovom zakonu za zadrzavanje istog tlaka i topline zapremina mora rasti proporcionalno s brojem pristiglih
dusa. To nam pruza 2 mogucnosti:

1) Ako se zapremina pakla povecava manje od potrebnog prosjecnog broja dusa
koje stignu u pakao, temperatura i tlak pakla ce toliko porasti da ce pakao eksplodirati.

2) Ako se pakao siri brze od prosjeka koji mu je potreban da primi sve duse, temperatura i tlak ce toliko opasti da ce se pakao smrznuti.

Koja od mogucnosti je ispravna?

Ako uzmemo u obzir izjavu, koju je prosli semestar kategoricki iznijela Ivana s cetvrte godine, a koja glasi: "Prije ce se pakao smrznuti
nego sto cu ja s tobom spavati" i s obzirom na to da je sa mnom spavala jucer, mora biti
ispravna teorija br. 2, dakle pakao je sigurno egzoterman i smrznuo se.

Zakljucak ovog izlaganja je, da ako je pakao smrznut, ne prima vise duse i preostalo je samo nebo, sto je dokaz postojanja Boga, a to
objasnjava i zasto je Ivana sinoc vikala "Ah, moj Boze!"



Ovaj student je jedini dobio 10 bodova.

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Jedan lagan:

A guy builds a square house with a square window in each of the four walls. There is a view to the south from every window. A bear walks by. What colour is the bear?

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Black with white spots. :D

A zašto?

BTW ma onaj odgovor je više urbana legenda nego zapravo rješenje testa.. Bezveze je postalo.

onda?? ne kužim lol :)

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Izvorno postao ::diaboliq::

A zašto?

BTW ma onaj odgovor je više urbana legenda nego zapravo rješenje testa.. Bezveze je postalo.

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Pa recimo ta kuca je neki brod pa svaki prozor moze da gleda prema jugu, a medvjed je onaj na nebu, mali ili veliki.

No no no no no... Nema veze s time.. ;)

ma bijeli je medo sto posto. :notooth:
jel je?:kitty:

to je neki napuseni medvjed ak mu svaka kuca gleda na jug

Kuća je na sjevernom polu i svi pogledi su usmjereni na jug - dakle bijeli medo?? :)

edit: kako se ovdje ne spominje kompas, sjeverni pol je geografski, dakle onaj gdje se svi meridijani sjeku. Ako ulogu igra kompas, onda stvar postaje zajebana jer na magnetskom sjevernom polu ne bi mogao očitat jug :)

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Kuća je na sjevernom polu i svi pogledi su usmjereni na jug - dakle bijeli medo?? :)

edit: kako se ovdje ne spominje kompas, sjeverni pol je geografski, dakle onaj gdje se svi meridijani sjeku. Ako ulogu igra kompas, onda stvar postaje zajebana jer na magnetskom sjevernom polu ne bi mogao očitat jug :)

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kasnišššš:cool:

Iznio sam teoriju :D
Rezultat je lak, kao što i digitron zna zbrajati ;)

da, ali sa zakašnjenjeeemmm :p

Pa šta, čovjek je objasnio, za razliku od onog prvog odgovora koji nije objašnjen :p

I, diaboliq, reci jesam ja bio u pravu? :p

I onaj drugi, nisam ni ja pretpostavio, ali u pitanju piše da se pretpostavi da bus ima noge :p

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